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Penis-Endowed Life Partner. Compare with "VELP", which was coined by Tim Minchin regarding female partners. PELP is the male equivalent of this.
My PELP and I went to see Tim Minchin last night
by Spirit (CatsnBatsFeet) January 24, 2011
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Pelping someone means to slowly insert a dead fish into their rectum.

This is taken from a famous German cartoon by Walter Moers.
...where he was pelped by the Inquisition...
by housetier April 09, 2005
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