a name given to some-one who has put far too much gel in their hair in attempt to get a girlfriend

When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media

word for a creature with the body of a man and the head of a pelican. the pelican head is larger than a regular pelicans head to accommodate for excessive brain power. pelican heads are a apex predator and known to be super smart and also strong. approach carefully