A term someone use on some if they suck at soccer. Mostly used in the form of sarcasm.

Verb used when someone shithouses their way through something, similar to former Brazilian footballer Pelé who is a renowned shithouse.

She is the most beautiful thick ass human being I have ever met. She is funny, gorgeous, and thicc. She is outgoing and adventurous. She is also a fat ass. She will eat whatever she wants whenever she wants and nothing will stop her. She is VERY friendly and shy. She sticks up for what she feels is right and she is independant.

Former football player known best as the one who lost his virginity with a guy

Pelé debutó con un pibe

Pelé is a girl that can sing twinkle twinkle little star in heavy death metal. She is very quirky in her own way... which can be kinda questionable sometimes. She has the beauty of a thousand Jimmy Kimmels combined and like to read the book little women. Pelé's also have cool back packs and are extremely booty-licious ;)

Kicking a man's hand while he is masturbating without hitting his balls or penis in order to increase his pleasure.

while having intercourse, the woman appraches orgasm. when she is very close, hop off and kick her straight in the box. this is pele