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A teeny tiny penis the size of a little baby, a wee wee that should cause shame and total humiliation to any boy who has one
Tommy was pantsed at the public pool, and all the boys and girls saw his little peenie! All Tommy could do was cover his dinky with his hands as everyone pointed and laughed at him.
by Cody Langley October 26, 2008
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
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Small penis that in its erect condition is no longer than the average size flaccid penis (3-5 inches).
Have you heard about Jay? He's got a little four inch peenie LOL
by gwm49103 June 30, 2009
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A mother's juvenille term for the word "Penis"
Boy, Alex sure does have a small peenie!
by LCH22 September 03, 2007
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Peenie Is the word for a very tiny penis. One that you would say is 'cute' and people make jokes about it being microscopic.
Have you seen Alex's peenie? No because it's so small.
by Peenieluva April 30, 2016
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A peenie is another name for a peanut butter sandwich. my grandma says so.
"hey i just made a fresh peenie, did you want crunchy or smooth?"
by peenielover May 31, 2020
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