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Peegan Kalmer has the auts. She likes to mess with people and loves to be the most annoying person in the room. Most importantly she loves being bi. Hit her up guysand gals. Even if you are ugly. Lend her a juul every once and a while and she’ll love you forever. Peegan Kalmer is a way to describe what it’s like to have a shit day, have the best thing happen to you, die, laugh till you piss yourself, and threaten your geometry teacher to have his kids choke on his scrotum, all in one hour. It’s a great way to die.
“I wish I could go outlike Peegan Kalmer.”
“Why’s that?”
“Just sounds like fun.”
Oh cool.”
by theautismdiagnostic January 20, 2019
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Jun 4 Word of the Day
The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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