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Peegan Kalmer has the auts. She likes to mess with people and loves to be the most annoying person in the room. Most importantly she loves being bi. Hit her up guysand gals. Even if you are ugly. Lend her a juul every once and a while and she’ll love you forever. Peegan Kalmer is a way to describe what it’s like to have a shit day, have the best thing happen to you, die, laugh till you piss yourself, and threaten your geometry teacher to have his kids choke on his scrotum, all in one hour. It’s a great way to die.
“I wish I could go outlike Peegan Kalmer.”
“Why’s that?”
“Just sounds like fun.”
Oh cool.”
by theautismdiagnostic January 20, 2019
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Jun 6 Word of the Day
A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.
"I am going to the mall to look for some trade"
"The club was packed with trade, honey"
by Darren December 03, 2004
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