Roses are red, Cini is black, his pee pee small and ball sack

your mother is a shaquiqui lA pee pee

You ever walk outside then boom slam pee pee? With a brick?

bro 1: “stoppp come on man”
bro 2: “bro why u bein such a small pee pee man”

“Did you see Ole Pee Pee Hands trip up the stairs and spill that hot piss all over his hands?”

Lil Timmy: *pissing on the toilet, and stands up to leave the bathroom*
John: Enters the bathroom casually with Peter standing guard
Lil Timmy: "Uh oh, time to piss again" (runs to the bathroom door)
Peter: "No, john is already in there. Besides, you were just in there a second ago"
Lil Timmy: "But...."
Kyle: "UH OH, LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY HAS TO GO DOUBLE PEE PEE!!!!!!"
Kyle lifts Lil Timmy off the ground
Lil Timmy: (pisses his pants)
Kyle: (drops lil timmy) "EWWWW his PISS has the CONSISTENCY of SEMEN!!!!!!"
Lil Timmy: "NOOOOO i went DOUBLE PEE PEE!!!!!!"

Girl he fucked me soo good he got “Golden pee pee.”