To let go of your pee; to pee your pants. More than 50% of men find this extremely erotic when girls perform this act, but most will only admit it when they are drunk.
by Jamal Blakkanigga July 16, 2006
<Woman> So...
<You> Yes...
<Woman> Um... heh.
<You> Hmm...
<Woman> So... what's your name?
<You> Heh heh..
<Woman> ... Excuse me, did you just pee your pants?
<You> Um, yeah.
<Woman> ... let's make out!
And the lesson is, children, you ain't cool... unless you pee your pants!
<You> Yes...
<Woman> Um... heh.
<You> Hmm...
<Woman> So... what's your name?
<You> Heh heh..
<Woman> ... Excuse me, did you just pee your pants?
<You> Um, yeah.
<Woman> ... let's make out!
And the lesson is, children, you ain't cool... unless you pee your pants!
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003
by Anonymous September 14, 2003
A usually somewhat embarrassing thing that could happen for a few reasons.
1. You are a young infant with no bladder control
2. You are an elderly citizen who has the same excuse and the infant.
3. You held your pee in for too long.
4. You have a fetish, and pee yourself for enjoyment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5. You are an actor on pornhub who's job is to piss their pants/shorts/panties/underwear for others' sexual amusement
1. You are a young infant with no bladder control
2. You are an elderly citizen who has the same excuse and the infant.
3. You held your pee in for too long.
4. You have a fetish, and pee yourself for enjoyment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5. You are an actor on pornhub who's job is to piss their pants/shorts/panties/underwear for others' sexual amusement
by A_single_bean May 31, 2019
Something you angrily yell at a social worker (who in the past has urinated on themselves at work) when you are getting kicked out of your program.
Social worker: "you need to leave, you are a safety concern..."
Crazy woman getting kicked out: "Pee your pants less!"
Crazy woman getting kicked out: "Pee your pants less!"
by sun shine's out my... November 16, 2011
a way of telling people to stop freaking out. not widely used, but people will probably know what you mean anyway.
EXAMPLE:
DAD: WHERE IS THE REMOTE? I DON'T WANT TO WATCH THIS SHOW!
ME: oh my gosh dad, can you stop peeing your pants? i'll find it...
DAD: WHERE IS THE REMOTE? I DON'T WANT TO WATCH THIS SHOW!
ME: oh my gosh dad, can you stop peeing your pants? i'll find it...
by soccerbitch4 April 28, 2011
A reason why TikTok should have never been created. It involves people trying to pee their pants in front of a camera. No, seriously. It's a real challenge. Google it.
by Kugeln May 06, 2020