An insult to 90 year olds and below. meaning that you have a bad haircut and you smell like ass. It is also really insulting and makes your baby cousin cry. Related to pee pee poo poo man.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.