A thin layer of hair, lacking the regality of a full blown mustache, atop the upper lip. Commonly found on individuals with Tony Danza-esque minivans and lots of candy.

the act of texting people while you are pooping

The moustache often seen on pedophiles. Appears as a dangerously thin, greasy moustache, often complimented by the aviator glasses and the pedosmile.

Pedophiles can be spotted through the useful guide provided by Maddox.

www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net /c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo

A pedophiles mustache. And the mustache for the guys in surgeon simulator. The best way to find those criminals who rape, and do stuff like that.

A mustache that a pedofile would have. It is unkempt and awkwardly unmanly. Often there is barely even any hair there and it looks like a sad attempt of a pre-puberty teen to have facial hair. Imagine Napoleon Dynamite's brother's stache but worse.

the wispy half-mustache found on many teenage boys, but also some middle aged men, that make them look like pedophiles

A mustache owned by a terrifying man James Scott which must be shaved. The type of mustache you don’t want to be across from at a thanksgiving table.