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not real, make believe, bullshit.
just pedophilia.
Lauren: "What is your sexual identity Mark?"
Mark: "Im a pedosexual"
Lauren: "No, you fucking dipshit. You're just a pedophile, you fuck children, and should be publicly hanged."
by godthemself June 24, 2018
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A made-up sexual orientation in which the person is attracted to underage kids. It's OK to be straight. Or gay. Or bi. However, you are a fucking lunatic if you are pedosexual.
Pedo: Hi I'm a pedosexual.
Any sane human being: Ew tf.
FBI: OPEN UP!
by DabasaurusOfficial69 February 20, 2019
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A nonexistent "sexuality" that pedophiles are trying to use to justify molesting kids. New flash guys. Age is not a gender/sex. Pedophilia is a mental illness, where being lgbtqa+ isn't. Thank you, have a nice day.
Susie: mister, what's your sexuality?
Bob: I'm a pedosexual!
Susie: YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING PEDOPHILE! GET YOUR DICK OUT OF THAT BABIES MOUTH!
by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019
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Nasty people who try to squirm their way into the LGBTQIA+ community by claiming that pedophilia is a sexuality.
"Tony said he's pedosexual" "That's 1) invalid and 2) disgusting"
by wow.platy July 27, 2018
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Creeps who say theyre LGBTQ+ as an excuse to commit pedophillia
Jim: I identify as a a Pedosexual

Tom: Well heck you then.
by SrSleepy August 04, 2018
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