the pedofile didnt pay attention to spelling in class

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

His PC is full of pedofiles.

Kyle is a Pedofile who makes children spank themselves

Uncle George "This pedofile has 455 MB! It's almost full. I'll have to start a new one soon."

pedoPHile, not pedoFile, you fucktards.

FBI: Sir we're placing you under arrest for child pornography you have the right to remain silent.

Pedophile: I didn't do anything wrong occifer.

FBI: We found your little hidden pedofile on your computer you pervert.

Pedophile: And I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids.

FBI: Exactly.