"I've never skydived, but I know it's something I'd enjoy! I really pedge it."

Man A: "I love the feeling of beating you at video games."
Man B: "I think you mean you pedge it, because you always lose."

I think my roommate is either edging or pedging, he's been in the bathroom for an hour.

Pedging has rekt my rectum.

“i’m litterly pedging rn i have to pee so bad, it feels good tho”

"His pedge was as smooth as a ducks bottom" said Maureen.

"Really?!" said Jill...

"I wish our Frank's pedge was smooth, but he ends up giving me cramp every time he goes up the cave"

"get yourself a new man, a man with a rough pedge is a man not worth knowing" finished Maureen.

I saw a pug and wanted to pedge it.

I was so excited that i accidently pedged.

That girl's so big her pedge hangs half-way down her thigh.

Pedge: "HEY MATE HOW YA GOIN'? HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND? IM REALLY HUNGOVER!"

Kyle: "Pedge. Your a discrace to my race. go and paint that green bin red. make sure that you do with a significant amount of pedgeness."