When your testes are sweaty and your girlfriend (or any other girl for that matter) sucks on them while giving you head.
Ken: How was Tracy last night?
Lake: She went down on me then sucked on my sweat pecans. Best blow job I have ever had.
Ken: Nice!! I'm going to try to get my girl to do that tonight.
Lake: She went down on me then sucked on my sweat pecans. Best blow job I have ever had.
Ken: Nice!! I'm going to try to get my girl to do that tonight.
by JKDBLV July 10, 2010
by Joe Wasner April 04, 2008
by ballz itchy July 04, 2016
Last night Guy pulled the classic Pecan Crown on his wife, and I don’t think his marriage has been the same since.
by The GuyD January 08, 2021
With the threat of nuclear warfare looming, the Korean conflict was finally resolved through the diplomatic use of a Pecan Jammy.
by rodstewart278 March 22, 2013
A vagina after sex or after being at a beach all day in Mississippi, giving it a layer to make it looked glazed over.
See Becky over there? I'm gonna give her a glazed pecan tonight!
My vagina is so sweaty after today it looks like my grandma's glazed pecan pie!
My vagina is so sweaty after today it looks like my grandma's glazed pecan pie!
by glazedpecan September 15, 2015
when you try to make something seem better than it actually is or your grandpa Stu putting pecans and sweet sauce on his dick to make it seem more appealing.
by Billumpkin November 15, 2007