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1. Kick-ass band that hail from Seattle, who write and perform brilliant 'guitar music' (not just Rock). Release reasonably priced 'official' bootlegs of all their concerts (discounted to fan club members) to beat the black-market scum.

2. Semen.
1. I went to see Pearl Jam at Wembley. It was the best concert I have ever attended.

2. Hey girl, would you like me to spread some Pearl Jam on your buns?
by Jay April 16, 2004
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Great band that actually gives a shit about their music and their surroundings.
Vedder gave a tiring speach about Bush, but still put on a great show.
by elvis June 27, 2003
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One of the best bands of the 90's by far, and a whole lot better then any of the shit being called 'music' today.
Eddie Vedder is a God, and the lead singer of Pearl Jam.
by Chels January 24, 2004
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Semen.
Derived from the color and texture of male ejaculate.
Joe: "Oh Betty, I'm coming!"
Betty: "Shoot your pearl jam all over my tits!"
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An impossibly high standard of genuineness and humility required to gain acceptance or impress.

Used most frequently when describing bands in the Post-Nirvana-Pre-Korn musical era.
1. It's nice that Steve recycles, but he's no Pearl Jam.

2. That guy makes faces like Eddie Vedder, but Stone Temple Pilots are no Pearl Jam.
by el Uste November 12, 2003
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