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when something goes wrong you say it went pear shaped.
I lost my keys..... thats peared.
by Jimmny October 18, 2007
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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When you're a big miserable connerrr and your ginge girlfriend takes sexual advantage over you. Hence you get peared. Poor thanos.
Michael at the final fling: "connnnnneerrrrrr" Conner: "stop being Stupaht!" Niall: you getting peared tonight then thanos?" Conner: *cries* *** subscribe to "Mikeplayssax" on youtube (unnecessary advertisement)
by Peared May 14, 2018
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If something happens that is wrong or sad, this is a new word to describe that.
Give me my phone! Ah, you are fucking PEARED!
by WoopsGuy November 28, 2010
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