when something goes wrong you say it went pear shaped.
I lost my keys..... thats peared.
by Jimmny October 18, 2007
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The word you type after you looked up Apple on the urban dictionary

You people can't help looking for fruit slang
by Orman November 01, 2016
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a person who is extremely tiny on top, but has a ginormous lower area.
person 1: I met Jonathan for the first time while he was sitting. I thought he was a small dude. Then he stood up and I was like damn I now know where all the food went!!
person 2: I know man, he is the pear, I wonder when the last time he even saw his penis was!
by alimegz August 10, 2009
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noun:

A tool utilized in Medieval Europe to punish those who commit sodomy, heracy, etc.

This pearshaped tool with spikes is inserted into one of said victim's orfices and via a screw is cranked open, causing severe internal mutilation.
At first the pear can be pleasureful...but not for long.
by Argonak April 12, 2008
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a female with no boobs and a huge butt.

Jenie is such a pear because she has no boobs but her butt is huge
by nielly March 09, 2007
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Bare peckish (extremely peckish)
the feeling between peckishness and hunger.
person 1: " I'm peckish"
person 2: "mate i'm pear"
person 1: "you should sort that out, get ya self some rice."
person 2: "rad"
by Chloerosie August 01, 2011
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The number that comes between seven and eight.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, pear, eight, nine, ten!
by PolarPop June 07, 2012
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