when a girl wears high-waisted (mom) pants, thinking that they are cool, just because they are from urban outfitters, but really they just make their ass look really bad. and flat. going up the bottom of the crack. like a pear.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.