a word for weird people that either think someone they love is a peanut... or they're just weird and call people that like grandmas

Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off

Misconception derived from the Grumpy Munchkin.

This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.

can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.

When someone pisses and shits on your chest at the same time.

When you eat an excessive amount of peanut butter and you're slightly intolerant. You fart and it comes out like hot smooth peanut butter. None of the poots in-between. Just a whole lot of hot smooth air. And you aren't sure if it left peanut butter in your pants.

Expression used when you’re having a serious issue in your quotidian life.

A girl with a head shaped like a peanut