Getting roasted by a salty person. Hence getting roasted and salted like a peanut.
Oooooh! You just got peanutted!
by coolkid0904 September 16, 2015
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Noun:
A cute person, used as a nickname to show affection
"oooh my lil brother is such a peanut.'
by Anti_Social October 02, 2005
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An inflamation of the inner ear that renders all conversation into indistinct 'wa's'
This class is giving me peanutitis; I feel like Charlie Brown talking to the teacher.

Don't ask me what was decided. In that meeting I got an acute case of peanutitis and couldn't make out anything.
by Okkam1 August 02, 2012
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1. A comic strip by Charles M. Schulz.

2. The food, peanuts, elephants apparently like eating them. Planters is a popular brand.

3. A petty offense.
1. Jim:"I'm just reading one of the classic Peanuts comic strips in today's newspaper."

2. Elephant:"I don't know what it is about them but these are delicious."

3. Billy Bob:"This is ridiculous, I got sentenced to 5 years in prison for stealing a stick of gum, I'm in here for peanuts. While drug users and violent criminals sometimes don't spend a single day in jail."
by Layko January 17, 2006
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Greatest comic strip ever, drawn by Charles M. Schultz. Debuts in its first publication on October 2, 1950 and remains popular until Schultz death on February 12, 2000. The strip had been going for over 50 years, and remains popular in newspapers, greeting cards, and other products. Any child growing up after the 1950's should know what Peanuts is. Movies have been made out of the strips, and two were instant classics. "A Charlie Brown Christmas" and "Its the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown" are both classic seasonal videos.

Characters include: Anoopy, Charlie Brown, Woodstock, Marcie, Lucy, Linus, Schroder, Peppermint Patty, Sally, Pig-Pen,
Peanuts is the greatest comic ever. I wonder if Charlie Brown ever does manage to kick that football...
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When someone nuts and urinates at the same time and everything within 45 centimeters will just vanish
“Why is there a hole in the ground?”
“Someone did a peanut.”
“Oh, not again...”
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The position of an unborn baby in the womb taking shape of a peanut where the head and bum are perpendicular to the spine. The shape of the mom's tummy is in the shape of a peanut
The baby peanuted!
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