gathering a group of people and sticking as many as you can in a sleeping bag and seeing what happens.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A form of sexual intercourse; when a straight couple scissors and the male participant places his testicals inside the female participant's sexual cavity.

Turning someone's clothes inside out