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A useless lesson that is compulsory for all students in the UK up until age 16. The lesson consists of participating in sports and activities, such as football, badminton and cross-country.
The lesson isn't even worth anything and is mostly utilised to curb the supposedly growing amounts of fat, unfit little shits of our generation.
What's even worse is a GCSE (and also A-Level) qualification in PE. This is really nothing more than a tiny part of Biology and is only good for becoming a PE teacher, so you can teach more misguided fools how to become PE teachers, and so on. It's a rather dull cycle.
The lesson isn't even worth anything and is mostly utilised to curb the supposedly growing amounts of fat, unfit little shits of our generation.
What's even worse is a GCSE (and also A-Level) qualification in PE. This is really nothing more than a tiny part of Biology and is only good for becoming a PE teacher, so you can teach more misguided fools how to become PE teachers, and so on. It's a rather dull cycle.
Most students are forced to play sports that they are not interested in, and are no good at. Combine these "useless" players with football geeks and you get a lot of bullying and harassment in PE, over nothing. This is more prevalent in America however, where social classes (such as those jock shitheads) are much more apparent.
Most schools have two hours/lessons of PE a week, but some, such as the prison known as Wreake Valley only have one.
Most schools have two hours/lessons of PE a week, but some, such as the prison known as Wreake Valley only have one.
by DCI May 01, 2005
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PE Teacher- Why are you still in your clothes Timmy?
Timmy- Because I don't want to dress out.
PE Teacher- F!!
Timmy- Because I don't want to dress out.
PE Teacher- F!!
by Mynameisyourname February 05, 2007
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1. Being so clumsy and uncoordinated, Max was never too fond of P.Ein school.
2. Joe was unhappy with his penis size and he contemplated on a PE to improve his confidence.
2. Joe was unhappy with his penis size and he contemplated on a PE to improve his confidence.
by The Lemon Hunter June 26, 2005
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Hey man, after PE last night Jenny came over and wanted to get it on! But I got PE! It's all good, though, cos after she left I threw on some PE and chilled like it was 1989!
by Smeggieballs November 01, 2010
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P.E. can be known as both "Physical education" or better as "Pest Extermination." It is a common ritual that students have to endure in high school. It could both entail "Pain" and "Pleasure."
"Pain" for the NERDS
"Pleasure" for the JOCKS
Its meant to bring the social classes of the school together with the common aim to make them stronger. This however, without a doubt becomes a torture chamber for nerds, geeks, goths, obese or anyone outside the "Circle of fame."
"Pain" for the NERDS
"Pleasure" for the JOCKS
Its meant to bring the social classes of the school together with the common aim to make them stronger. This however, without a doubt becomes a torture chamber for nerds, geeks, goths, obese or anyone outside the "Circle of fame."
Jock: Hey shit face, time to kneel down and suck my balls
Nerd: ahhhhh *shivers
Jock: Ya bitch, hail to thy master
Nerd: I hate P.E. class
Jock: *Smack. Loser.
Nerd: ahhhhh *shivers
Jock: Ya bitch, hail to thy master
Nerd: I hate P.E. class
Jock: *Smack. Loser.
by Shake360 August 07, 2011