Urban Dictionary: pcrastibation

Top definition

skipping school for the sole purpose of masturbating. Often done by ninth graders.

Jack: hmm. Connors not here today.

Nick: epic pcrastibation.

meanwhile connor jacks off to the fiesta bowl on DVD

Sep 9 Word of the Day

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020