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When you can expertly determine the derivative of differentiable equationsin advanced calculus but when it comes to basic addition and subtraction, you're hopeless. A.k.a "bad math"
When Matthew couldn't figure out problem 37, he realized he had a paytonism in his work. 2+2 does not equal 3. Duh Matt.
by Coffsyrup March 31, 2015
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A religion for guys who date girls for two weeks then break up with them. Then he tries to date their best friends.
"Omg Josh just broke up with me, we have only been dating for two weeks!"
"Well duh! His religion is Paytonism!"
by tacosaf April 09, 2015
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