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A more effective and stronger way of saying "penis". May be used over the intergalactic web, or through general conversation.
"YA WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? MY PAYNUS IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!"
"your moms paynus is bigger than yours"
by izzehWIN_ May 02, 2010
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the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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When your salary is bigger than someone else's.
Sorry, Jeff, my paynus is bigger than yours
by actionmoviefreak February 08, 2014
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same as penis but different
my paynus is huger then yours.
by quinton November 24, 2004
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A more odd way to type penis and most others would not know what it means if somebody typed it in. On the google translator this is the only way to make the computer say penis right.
Guy: Whats up

Fag: Paynus

Guy: What?!?!?!?

Fag: Paynus

Guy: I dont understand

Fag: FUCK U
by skellskull January 24, 2011
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It is an amalgamation of saying "pain in the anus/ass" too many times.
Anna can be a real paynus sometimes, but I love her really.
by moss12 March 01, 2014
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