A person who remains unscathed after holding an exploding grenade, throwing molotov cocktails, and getting shot at close range with Berettas, Mac-11s, shotguns, and MP5s.
by Elgeoharris February 23, 2004
The most gay ass mother fucking art teacher at grjh that yells at you if you look up for 2 fucking seconds.
*drawing* *looks up* get busy your way behind do you want an f in this class i will call your parents with that attitude i give you barry payne
by Nick w. November 10, 2013
by heresdatruth March 03, 2009
A up and coming gay porn star, he has starred in such classics as "Jake Loves Miami" and " Taking Valve up from behind".
by Anonymicedgs January 15, 2010
Tall handsome and strong. Has at least a seven incher. You can trust him with anything. Great friend.
Owen Payne is a sexy beast.
by Fitgirl1232 December 31, 2020
a right nonce who thinks he knows everything, commonly found with a London accent. a Mr Payne doesn't often joke but if he does it's cancerous. WARNING - Will shout of you share a ruler
by Willyjoe42 November 09, 2018
Liam Payne is the most beautiful human being to ever walk this Earth. He has a heart of gold and is just a big teddy bear. Whenever you talk to him you just get lost in his eyes. He’s funny, and soo underrated in the music industry. He deserves the world and if you ever have the pleasure of dating him, treat him like a God, which is the only rightful way to treat him. He is an angel sent from the heavens.
Person 1- “Dude I met Liam Payne, oh my gosh he it’s so retarded”
Person 2- “Treat people with kindness my ass, we’re doing this the tommo way! Liam Payne is amazing!”
Person 2- “Treat people with kindness my ass, we’re doing this the tommo way! Liam Payne is amazing!”
by Vas happenin October 27, 2020