Urban Dictionary: payload

payload

The contents of a container or something being transported. Can refer to the cargo of a truck or other transport vehicle as well as the semen located in the male testicles.

"The payload in that truck weighs several thousand pounds."

"I busted a fat payload of cum on that bitch's face!"

by IceWarm November 21, 2004

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payload

cumshot, usually large

He pulled it out at the last minute, then unleashed a Peter North sized payload on her chest.

by 'lil stinker March 07, 2004

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Payload

1. Verb: Ejaculation
2. Noun: Sperm

"I payloaded all over her"

and

"Here comes the payload!"

by Urkel August 06, 2004

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The payload

when a man farts, sneezes, ejaculates, and coughs at the exact same time ( one brought on by the other ).

after jacob released The payload he felt complete peace with the universe.

by AlexCraig December 18, 2008

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Payload

Taking a dump

I dropped my payload in the bitches mouth...

by Dickjen June 09, 2019

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Payload

To jerk off at work. Getting paid to jerk off.

Work was so boring today that I decided to shut my office door and drop a payload.

by BigBoy74 July 04, 2012

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Payload

The maximum size a female can achieve and still ride a male on top without injuring him.

if she aint 280 she aint a lady, but thats too big of a payload for some men

by oscar@CU February 17, 2010

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