A boy with an abnormally large penis which will tear through your anus and beg for mercy. His penis is rumored to have cracked most cheap safes and it has enough force to Kill a baby elephant. Hence the term "once you go pawel you will need a seat cushion for the rest of your days"

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

An extremely attractive polish young man, has looks to kill and a brain thats smarter than most. Many people wish to be as fresh as pawel.

pawell is a small aquaic rodent. originated in poland, migrated to the northern united states. its high-pitched squeals can be heard from kilometers away. its fur is very long and blond. approach with eaar-plugs, and extreame caution.

a lazy individual who makes no discernible contribution to society; a sloth

pawel - a small ferret like animal, which feeds on interest and turns in into pure unbridled BOREDOM. never has anyone made people lose the will to live quicker than he.

A polish stallion of a man that everyone wants to be like, even if they don't know it yet. (they will soon enough btw)
He is basically the best thing that happened to earth, and there is nothing that will ever top that, before, now, or ever.
Equal to nothing, but always better than anything, and everything, in the universe. Many have tried to be like him, clearly they failed, and will always fail every time.