The laptop pause is when you are going to turn on your laptop in a public area and hesitate to remember if you left anything embarrassing open the night before.
I had to buy another computer for work only so I wouldn't have to do the laptop pause.
by intended pun April 27, 2018
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Waiting to drop money into a tip jar until the person/people you are tipping are looking on, thus ensuring they witness your act of generosity. Not to be confused with "jar paws".

"The cashier had her back turned when I took out my tip money, so I totally jar paused."
by caseyLA February 08, 2007
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That moment where you're still stopped at a green light to wait for any assholes who run the red light to clear the intersection and/or could potentially hit you
I had to take a stupidity pause today at a green light because I thought some dickhole was going to run the red light
by redhead0630 February 20, 2014
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The ability weld by people named Snodgrass that has the ability to stop time indefinitely untill he says to continue
Jotaro: Star Platinum, The world

Snodgrass: ok pause
by Amannotnamedmacandcheese May 21, 2021
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