The laptop pause is when you are going to turn on your laptop in a public area and hesitate to remember if you left anything embarrassing open the night before.
by intended pun April 27, 2018
Waiting to drop money into a tip jar until the person/people you are tipping are looking on, thus ensuring they witness your act of generosity. Not to be confused with "jar paws".
by caseyLA February 08, 2007
That moment where you're still stopped at a green light to wait for any assholes who run the red light to clear the intersection and/or could potentially hit you
I had to take a stupidity pause today at a green light because I thought some dickhole was going to run the red light
by redhead0630 February 20, 2014
The ability weld by people named Snodgrass that has the ability to stop time indefinitely untill he says to continue
by Amannotnamedmacandcheese May 21, 2021