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she is a choriographer and famous singer, she was on american idol as one of its origina judges. She is 40 years old and she will still manage to get you a bonner
Person:"man i got a bonner from that 20 year old judge on american idol!"

Other person "dude thats Paula Abdul shes not 20 shes 40!"

Person: "i still got a bonner"
by baka kuso yaro April 09, 2011
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Something that looks like a woman but is really an alien who can't criticize somebody. Best known for her "oh-my-god-how-original-songs" like Opposites Attract which proves here she's not a normal human being because she wrote the song before knowing Simon Cowell.
OMG I just want to kill Paula Abdul by complementing her to death!!!!!
by destroy AI please April 09, 2005
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A drunk. A one-hit wonder who has now stooped as low to become a judge on an overrated reality TV show.
Don't be a Paula Abdul! No one will like you!
by rockstar_64 May 10, 2008
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The act of sticking one's manhood into the ear canal of another. Sexual intercourse within the ear may result.
X: "You gonna Paula Abdul your girlfriend tonight?"

Y: "Nah, she's got an ear infection, maybe tomorrow when her ear's better."
by P. Abdul March 29, 2005
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someone who needs to put on some real clothes and stops thinking shes 21...shes not!
she paula abdul shouldnt be on american idol...that WHORE! :-P
by Ketchup P. July 15, 2006
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