by snufericious February 25, 2005
probably the smallest and hottest chick out there. she was a cheerleader, an amazing dancer and an ok singer, and now a judge on american idol. shes also like 40 and looks like 20.
guy 1: i want paula abduls boddd
guy 2: good luck stealing it away from that ugly ass britt who keeps feeling her up every nite on american idol.
guy 1: fuckk that douchebag
guy 2: good luck stealing it away from that ugly ass britt who keeps feeling her up every nite on american idol.
guy 1: fuckk that douchebag
by fugitive_ass June 04, 2006
1. to a person with many talents: "Woah, you're a regular paula abdul!"
2. to a person who is small and cute: "ummm...you're Paula Abdul" ok, so maybe that one is stupid....oh well.
2. to a person who is small and cute: "ummm...you're Paula Abdul" ok, so maybe that one is stupid....oh well.
by Lauren March 15, 2004
by jake_thinks_ur_a_fuckface April 07, 2006
by ryan seacrest (jkz!!! lol) July 10, 2008
Something that looks like a woman but is really an alien who can't criticize somebody. Best known for her "oh-my-god-how-original-songs" like Opposites Attract which proves here she's not a normal human being because she wrote the song before knowing Simon Cowell.
by destroy AI please April 09, 2005
The act of sticking one's manhood into the ear canal of another. Sexual intercourse within the ear may result.
X: "You gonna Paula Abdul your girlfriend tonight?"
Y: "Nah, she's got an ear infection, maybe tomorrow when her ear's better."
Y: "Nah, she's got an ear infection, maybe tomorrow when her ear's better."
by P. Abdul March 29, 2005