a Russian spy, working for the Russian government to sell discord in our society, also he eats whole-ass airplanes, he doesn’t eat them all i’m one bite he sits down with a little bib and a fork and knife and he eats 747s, private jets, whatever, he just eats any type of plane.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

Perfection. He is literally walking Perfection. His hair, his eyes, his voice, his body, his personality ermahgerd PERFECTION. I'm literally in love with this boy.