the flat area between the butthole and the scrotum... very arrousable place
i touched his patio and he went boom
by Liz January 21, 2003
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The act of going out for drinks on a patio. Patioing is an awesome summer activity
by TheRomanianOnHorsedreamer February 05, 2010
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Most often used to describe an outdoor area at a restaurant or drinking establishment, the lack of which is often constantly lamented by some twats until everyone is sick of listening to them and you have to find somewhere that has one.
Shut the fuck up, Jay, there's no patio within 2 miles of here.
by SleeperStew July 10, 2017
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Pronounced (pa-twa) it is an accent of most Carribbean people
1: Wagwan my yute, yu good?
2: YA MAN
3: Nice accent what is it?
1: Patios
by Yng King May 12, 2019
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A euphemism for getting drunk on a patio or other outdoor seating area.
Person 1: "Hey, I thought Wendi and Randy were coming out tonight?" Person 2: "Oh, there's no way they're making it out tonight; they started day drinking before lunch and are completely patioed."
by Math-Class May 21, 2012
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