A woman so fine and so confident— so witty. She’ll speak for herself, always. Says what she means and means what she says and good luck decoding her wit.

But also an absolute brand whore to Patagonia. But— “don’t matter.” She’s herself. A downright Patagoon.

A catch all word to describe anything that is basic, uncool or untrendy. According to The New York Times, "cheugy (pronounced chew-gee) can be used, broadly, to describe someone who is out of date or trying too hard."

Things that are cheugy:

The New York Times
PT Cruisers
Goldendoodles

Australians

Addison Rae
White people
Billionaires

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