A progressive lib that’s pasty pale and never been punched in the face, but thinks they’re so elite and so intelligent they can decide what’s best for every walk of life.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.