Guy 1: "You asked out Jackie?! I thought you said she wasnt your type"

Guy 2: "I found out she's an only child. She's a pasture princess they don't have to be pretty. They just need to not believe in prenups."

Since free-range cows naturally produce pasturized milk, there is no need to heat it; you can safely just drink it "just as it came out of Bossie" --- it tastes infinitely better raw, anyway.