A Pastor just telling bits & pieces of the Bible. Not telling the parts that was taken out.
So why didn't Carleska go to church today?

She doesn't need to hear that stuff that Pastor Porkchop say. Maybe she didn't want to go she doesn't have to explain her reasons.
by Shek Dawg 98 September 27, 2020
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(Or 'Pastor Mason')Refers to the rapper Mase(Mason Betha), who is now a registered pastor as of April 1999. Forming his own ministry, S.A.N.E. (Saving a Nation Endangered). Returned to the rap music scene as of August 24th 2004 with come-back album 'Welcome Back'.
'Pastor Mase' is often found as a reference to Mase in fairly recent rap tunes...
by k_book August 24, 2005
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Phrase used when the media outs a popular church minister or pastor for things like taking drugs, being gay, paying for sex, stealing money, or all of the above.
Did you hear about Rev DipShit's money laundering scam? I heard about it last week and the media has been roughing the pastor ever since.
by Stu Salsbury February 09, 2009
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This refers to a badass piece in the middle of Handel's Messiah Part I. Fully instrumental. Can also refer to other random instrumental pieces of the same name, but no one really cares about those.
Pastoral Symphony Handel Baroque Symphony Badass
by njtonova1515 December 14, 2009
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1} prenounced, pass-ta flaggon means what it says

2} religeous person for aboriginals in the north west of western australia near the town of halls creek
hae brudda, pastor flaggon and let us have a swig
by silent=rob June 13, 2007
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THE BADDEST AND SICKEST RAPPIN MOTHAFUCKA I HAVE EVER SEEN THAT WORKS AT MCDONALDS. HE REPRESSENTS 4 EURYBODY (EXCEPT WHITE PEOPLE) AND HE DOES IT WIF A SMILE BITCHES. WHEN THE PASTOR IS ABOUT TO SPIT THA TRUF EURYONE SHUTS THEY MOUFS CUZ HIZ LYRICS IS HOTTTTTT!!!!!! tHIS COLORFUL KNEEGROW LIKES YAK IN HIS MUG AND HIS HELMET HANGIN OUT THE WINDA AND BANGIN FAT CHICKS IN THE ASS WIF NO RUBBERS. AWWWWWWWWW SHITTTTTT, HIS PET PEEVES INCLUDE: PRETENDERS, POLIECE, AND WHITE PEOPLE. iN SUMMARY: THIS IS THE BADDEST MOTHAFUCKA U WILL EVER HEAR, HE WILL BE IN YO DREAMS AND SHIT LIKE FREDDI KRUGER, AND HE HAS HIS HELMET HANGIN OUT THE WINDA. DSGB BITCHES
turn that shit up, its the pastor and he is spittin tha truf.
by dA URF KAKE July 10, 2004
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