Dead end job that anyone can get hired at.

Protestant religious ministers are often called pastors. A pastor is a man (or a woman) that leads a congregation of believers and has the power to bless and administer the Holy Eucharist, among several other jobs. A pastor is the Protestant equivilent of Roman Catholic priest.

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Pass-tor (n) middle english 1) an ignorant sonofabitch with a Bass boat; 2) a letch who gropes the loins and lucious breasts of Sunday school girls; 3) a man of god who doesn't file income tax returns; and 4) all of the above.

Person who legally steals desperate people's money, and will strangely go to heaven.
Also see thief

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The act of molestation upon a minor, as performed by a pastor.

Pastorize, pastorized, pastorization.