To solidly strike, injure, and/or defeat somebody or something.
Pretty much anyone who stands in front of a moving train is gonna get pasted real bad.
by Gutter Monkey April 22, 2006
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When you have an extremely hot chick grow out her bush for approximately an entire year and as soon as the year is up, she shaves it and you paste the pubes onto your face and leave them there for a couple months.
omg i wish i could paste Kate, she's gorgeous!!!
by abusivedrunk July 08, 2006
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1. to hit, to strike

2. to defeat decisively

3. semen
Some punk tried to paste me from behind but I spun around and caught his hand before he could act.
by The Return of Light Joker April 16, 2010
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When one is high from pasting, which is the art of putting toothpaste (preferably Crest) on one's nipples. Thus, causing that person to become extremely high.
Dude, did you see kevin getting putting that toothpaste on his nips?
Yeah, he should probably put tape of them to make sure he gets pasted.
by ptpost May 08, 2012
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glue, elmer's glue, elmer's. a slang term for weed because of it's stickiness.
"Yo, this paste is way better than the shit from kindergarden"
by james c-n August 19, 2006
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When somebody’s buttcheecks buttcheecks are glue together with a sticky substance
by Migamortis January 03, 2018
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