The stuff that Kayla makes when she is excited...
Wow, Kayla. You absolutely covered my balls in your baby paste!
by Pineapple Snapper March 01, 2018
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An elitist drug cartel who are exploiting the patriots of the USA through the mainstream media, forcing them to buy from a limited selection of ivermectin horse pastes without proper dosing information for humans, and which contains nano-scale tracking devices. Championed by freedom-loving luminaries such as Joe Rogan, Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson, and Sean Hannity, Big Horse Paste has been successful at duping even the most genius figures in the culture wars. President Donald Trump seems to have steered clear of Big Horse Paste, preferring an early-access vaccine instead, which did not contain trackers, and was deemed too good for the masses by the corrupt Biden administration. But he has been mysteriously silent about the threat of Big Horse Paste, likely related to QAnon plans that prevent him from acting before his reinstatement.
I thought I had finally beaten the hoax that the Demoncrats call Covid, but Big Horse Paste wins again, I'm now on a ventilator, please donate to my GoFundMe.
by guy full of definitions September 02, 2021
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A shot consisting of rum (most likely bacardi) and Bailey’s. The shot must be consumed quickly to avoid curdling.
Mike made a Blast From the Past and puked everywhere after
by yurtimdurt May 15, 2021
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That real relatable moment when you go back in time and stretch your ancestors assholes to the size of a cannon ball
Damn mom you’re really making me want to give you a blast to the past
by surgarnipps69 February 06, 2021
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Bluestars past has always been sad. While being a warrior ( Bluefur ) she betrayed the warrior code and had kits with oakheart, a Riverclan warrior. She had to give up her 3 kits to him and one died in the freezing cold. She was heartbroken and she would one day meet her kits on the battlefield. She later fulfilled her prophecy Starclan gave her, and became Bluestar, Leader of the Thunderclan cats.
Bluestars past is heartbreaking.
by MoltenClaw April 13, 2018
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Term for most mayonnaise-based salads particularly popular amongst the Baby Boomer generation, and oftentimes consumer at picnics, such as potato salad, chicken salad, egg salad, etc, etc.
Looks like dad’s eating a Boomer Paste sandwich for the third time this week! Everything else is too spicy for him:
by Booool April 13, 2021
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The gooey buildup of sweat, baby powder & dead skin that accumulates on/around a person's genitals after going without bathing for an extended period of time.
I tried to give him/her some head, but all the crotch paste grossed me out
by Kommissar August 24, 2021
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