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A woman who gives sexual favors in exchange for spaghetti dinners.
I made a delicious lasagna for a pastatute.
by HarpoD January 23, 2010
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A woman that sells herself for a plate of spaghetti.
After her fifth plate of pasta, I joked with the rest of dinner table that she was a pastatute!
by Qorn36 July 30, 2010
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a skinny slut, whose lanky body resembles some form of spaghetti.
"someone give that pastatute a sandwich"
by yourmotherhascrabs November 01, 2007
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Someone who sells themselves on the street for pasta.
Generally an Italian, or a rather large female. Will have sex with a male to be paid in pasta.
Joe: "How come that girl on the corner is showing you leg & licking her lips and asking for pasta?"

Rob: "Oh, that's just Angie, she's a real pastatute, she'll do ANYTHING for a plate of ziti".
by IloveEmilyMunn March 14, 2011
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when a woman gives sexual favors for any kind of pasta.
woman: " ill do something for ya for that plate of spagetti."

Man: " what are you a Pastatute or something?"
by lrn_strn94 January 16, 2011
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One who sells left over pasta in tupperware containers, on the side of the road or street corner.
I feel bad for Mary, she had to resort to being a pastatute, she cant even feed her kids pasta anymore, She just sells in on the street.
by Captain Barbosa June 04, 2012
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