Opposite of the future, A place where you lock memories away.
Riely: Have you talked to your ex lately?
Brett: No, she's long gone in The Past, and that's where she will stay.

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Kyle: Remember the fifth grade?
Mark: Some pretty wicked times eh?
Kyle: To bad we cant travel back to the past!
by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010
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Very drunk, having come close to one's tolerance for alcohol and thus behaving in a rather uninhibited manner. Similar to and possibly a variation of "wasted".
Man, at the keg party last night, she got so pasted
by bikehorn6 October 10, 2005
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Any time that is not the Present or the Future.
Person 1:Hey you wrote this 3 minutes ago.
Person 2: Yea its in the past.
by Juci September 24, 2018
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(n.) Something that's completely worthless, unless you can actually learn something from it.
John was depressed because all his girlfriends from the past had dumped him.
by hoosteen May 21, 2010
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To solidly strike, injure, and/or defeat somebody or something.
Pretty much anyone who stands in front of a moving train is gonna get pasted real bad.
by Gutter Monkey April 22, 2006
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