1a : fussy about small details

b : having the characteristics of a snob
2 : requiring great precision
The baseball pitcher was being parsnipity; when he moved his hat down just slightly.
by severelyakward April 29, 2019
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Being partial to an idea. Not quite in full agreement of what was said or done.
Guy 1: So what did you think of the new comic turned movie, the Watchmen?
Guy 2: I was really quite parsnips toward how the story line progressed.
by toastonrye March 31, 2009
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A racial slur for blond people. The term was created by the American soldier Thomas E. Gay in World War II to poke fun at Hitler's "master race." The joke started during a meal with his friend Miller Jordan. He referred to the Germans "as white and meatless as one of those weird carrots."
"Those damned parsnips will feel America's fury!"

--Thomas E. Gay
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The act of ejeculating your cum up your partners nostrils.
I was parsnipping the missus last night. She loves the smell of my cum.
by carlosbalados December 11, 2014
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a gendernuetral term for aunt or uncle
"hi dad! when are we going to visit parsnip alex?" "we'll visit them this weekend, son"

"dad? what gender is parsnip alex?" "they're a cacti sweetie"
by a genderless bumblebee November 11, 2020
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A silly C*nt who often thinks hes a "super-tech"
A man with the inability to grow a beard on his cheeks.
A friendly man, but scares off women with his voice.
"Oh that guy with the voice is such a parsnips"
by Bi-Davies January 19, 2009
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