Nice smelling fart

A ginger haired person, who is referred to as a 'snap, crackle, parp'; condensed to parp for short.

A parp which is so epic, so explosive, so traumatic and so voluminously productive that:
1) The person who produced it may suffer from loss of consciousness, rectal prolapse, bleeding hemorrhoids and ruined underwear.
2) Those in the immediate vicinity may suffer from nausea, vomiting, and light headedness.
3) There is typically a very large, brown mess left behind due to the volume of intestinal gas released and the violence with which it was ejected.

When you let a super loud ripping fart out while under a blanket.

That dreaded precarious situation when, seized with terrible stomach cramps and sweating like a paedo in a sweet ship, the need to let out a relieving fart is overcome by the realisation that you will arse vomit fizzy gravy all over your undies and trousers and be left with arse treacle filled shoes and the shame of smelling like someone in an old persons home

1: A robot created by me and some buddies to follow the rules of parp. See also parp

1: a code that all followers of Parp must follow:

1: Be Random
2: You can be ordered as long as it LOOKS random
3: Always use the word Parp when appropriate
4: Always follow up the word Parp with a random act.

See also Parp and Parp-Bot