One who habitually visits Asian massage parlors
Scottie has been down at the Asian massage joint 3 times this week. That kid is a raging parlor monger.
by Dogger Dude July 09, 2018
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Another term for a Massage parlor, typically where a "happy ending" or hand relief occurs.
DA-- Hey Marv, it's Sunday and I am hungover. A rub and tug at the masausage parlor sounds great. Want to go?

MS-- Great idea Donny! Let's go.
by Steam & Cream January 26, 2009
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A deceitful and promiscuous man who calls on naive women and carries out most of his dealings in the parlor of the women in question. Somewhat like a snake in the grass. Seen primarily in fiction of the pre-World War I era.
I don't know why she even sees him! He is a complete parlor snake!
by jfw1926 November 25, 2013
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A place where you get a massage but most commonly refers to a whore house in disguise of a legitimate massage business. Usually if you see a run down building in the shady part of town with a neon sign saying "MASSAGE", chances are its a rub and tug joint.
"I'm going to a massage parlor Dan, you want to come?"
"No thanks, I'm afraid of getting the clap"
by tdan December 11, 2004
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Any business displaying itself as a place to receive a massage, but will offer sexual services...if the price is right. Police may occasionally raid these joints in places where prostitution is illegal (mainly U.S.).
Why date and play all those stupid games with a "girlfriend" when you can go to a massage parlor?
by Chazz K. October 22, 2008
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1. A prostitute
2. A woman of ill-repute.
I'm new in town, where can I find some parlor bear action in this town?
by humungus October 01, 2008
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Any chain restaurant whose over-priced fare is not fit for human consumption and the ingestion of it typically results in
projectile vomiting and/or explosive diarrhea.
Buffalo Wings and Rings is a total fecal parlor! The wings I had last were so fucking bad, I had to eat a half a can of cat food afterwards to get the taste outta my mouth. I was up half the night blowing up the shitter.
by Russ and Gus April 16, 2011
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