What you don't want to find on your car window when you don't pay to park in a parking spot you have to pay for. Luckily, I don't have to worry about that because I pay.

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Condom found still inside of or hanging out of a woman's vagina upon waking up in the morning. Usually caused by continuing the sexual act after ejaculation.

Something only dumb blondes get for parking too close to a crosswalk