the opposite of a landing strip; two patches of hair separated by a naked patch. not limited to the pubic region.

JP (AKA Hunny Gunny's crush

A person who will circle the parking lot, until a spot near the entrance is open.

The act of going to an event venue with absolutely no intentions of seeing the performance or game. Only the sheer intentions of partying hardcore with random tailgaters.

“Parking Lot Amnesia” is the syndrome that occurs when parking in any lot at any large facility. It occurs when you open the door of your vehicle to get out and is recognized when you are leaving the building and realize you have no idea where your vehicle is even though you left it just moments earlier. Which usually results in a long hot or cold walk with a heavy load until the final recognition of your car or in worst case scenarios calling a friend for a ride and returning after the establishment has closed and your car is the last one in the lot. The invention of remote locks has greatly decreased the syndrome and has resulted in a new disorder called “Arm Overhead Clicking” where you walk around arm raised over your head and constantly try to activate your cars locks from a distance.

The inability of drivers to understand how a parking lot works. These individuals pull down wrong lanes, drive through lanes and parking spaces

The result of sand being super heated and pressurized by a nuclear blast.