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Paris spends her time being the best person on earth, listening to eminem, being the funniest hoe since 94 and being better than you
by BR!O^YDAWGGG March 23, 2011
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1.) First thing that comes to mind is hot naked women sunning themselves on the beach, gay artist dudes and dudettes in black berets, souless mimes, cigarettes and sex.

2.) Next thing that comes to mind is love. Paris IS the city of love after all!

3.) Then maybe finally your brain catches up with your penis and you think of the Eiffel tower, baguettes and skinny french girls.
Boy: Mom..I'm through with school! I have a dream! A dream that can only be expressed through-
Boy's mom: You're going to Paris aren't ya?


Chris Tucker: Lee! Did you know that the average french woman is naked 30 percent of the time!?

Jackie Chan: Welcome to Paris baby!
by Suburbia March 30, 2009
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Is a nice talkative person, is not very smart, he is one of the funniest people you will meet
Fan girl: Paris is so funny
by Flahstorm November 30, 2018
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Paris is a girl that is confident in what she does and doesn’t care about what other people think of her. Paris can also be very scary when you get her upset or mad so be careful if you know anyone name Paris. Paris can also look really innocent and kind on the outside but on the inside she can really scare you and probably be your worst nightmare. Paris is also very loyal and kind to her friends, She hates when someone disrespect her best friends or friends, If she ever finds out someone messed with her friends she would jump you then make sure that you broke one limb. Paris is also a girl that is quite kawaii and is full of aegyo. Paris is a pretty girl that had the body and face shape. People think that Paris could be a shy and boring girl but once you really get to know her you’ll see that she is very outgoing, loud, cheerful, and she is a positive girl that always try to make things less boring. Paris is also well mannered to adults/elders. Paris is also not all that great. Paris has tons of ex-best friends and Enemies. She can also be a real bitch. She can be rude sometimes.
Boy 1: I think I broke my leg.
Boy 2: Paris is hella scary, You shouldn’t have messed with her, your so stupid
Boy 1: she’s a girl I didn’t know she was that strong.
by Oof123095 February 21, 2019
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Someone who is one of the greatest people in the world who deserve the universe and are good at everything
“Dude I need someone to make me a cake. Bruh Pari is a god at it ask her”
by Hsishrioabxkfjd December 14, 2019
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A girl who is so swagged out in designer labels; most people can't even handle it. She is world-travelled and has famous friends in every country. She is gorgeous, talented, and is well affiliated with gang members on both sides. She is always stoned and rolls joints with customized hot pink zig-zags. She owns 5 foreign cars and has hooked up with every rapper in the game. She is rarely seen without her trademark Chanel sunglasses on, even when it is raining or snowing out. Many people (mainly basic bitches) think she is a "stupid, immature bitch" because she has more money (and swag) than they can comprehend, but she is a very down to earth girl who would do anything for her wealthy, good-looking family and exotic best friends who are also swagged out beyond belief. She is a huge druggie, but lately prefers oxy’s and cocaine the most, and supplies adderall to Justin Bieber. She has been charged with 13 DUI’s within the past week and has been a full-blown alcoholic since the age of eleven. She is tall and skinny and only speaks in swag dialect, so many people do not understand a word she says, but those people generally are not relevant to her life anyway. A Paris typically has a lot of haters, but she has a brick of swag (and cocaine) for every ounce of their jealousy and could not give two fucks about them or their sober lifestyles. If you know someone just like this, chances are her name is Paris.
Check out that that tall bitch standing at the bar next to Lindsay Lohan wearing the new Versace Pythons, I bet her name is Paris

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Dude I saw the hottest girl speeding down Sunset Blvd. today in a black Bugatti Veyron blasting the new Hustle Hard remix with Lil Wayne riding in shotgun, her name must have been Paris

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Wow that girl that just went through customs set off the metal detectors with her swag, her name has to be Paris
by YoungHOV9737 May 29, 2011
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paris is a really funny person. when you are feeling down she can say just one sentence and make your mood enjoyable. Paris can sometimes be really annoying but acts like you younger sister- she’s also really short that’s why. You love her to bits and she is your best friend ☀︎
lyla: is that paris?

You: Yes that’s her

lyla: i need to be her best friend!

you: She’s my best friend. Stay away
by isabella♡ August 21, 2019
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