a dog whom likes to lick peoples toes for food. she likes to lick all the builtup crusty shit from under your toenails, then proceed to all of the other feet in the room until she has her fill. then she sticks out her ears like yoda until you feed her, at which point she vomits in your work shoes. Also know as Paris the 3 Legged Damnation

the act of texting people while you are pooping